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About Bobby Burchins (10 Articles)
I'm a cynical man who loves his wife, his dog, Atlanta sports teams and the Florida Gators. I like to nitpick Disney World as a hobby, and you can find my musings at www.cynicaldisney.com. You can expect the same amount of coverage as if I were told to cover Julio Jones, which is to say not great. But what I lack in accuracy I make up for with jokes and bitterness!

In The Trenches: Week 8

October 22, 2018 // 0 Comments

This weeks recap comes as my wife and I spent the bye week in an Atlanta landmark, the Westin Peachtree Plaza. Make absolutely no mistake, I’m really glad we did it, [...]

In The Trenches: Week 7

October 15, 2018 // 0 Comments

I’ve used this picture before, but now I can officially say that I’m drinking the Gatorade. Before I get to that, this weeks recap begins with a question: What makes up [...]

In The Trenches (Week 6)

October 9, 2018 // 0 Comments

I am still recovering. My voice is still not quite back, I’m still fatigued from a mix of intense stress cleaning and useless flexing every time Vosean Joseph made a play, [...]

In The Trenches: Week 5

October 1, 2018 // 0 Comments

You would think that I’d start this weeks recap off with me gloating about Florida’s amazing…ly boring 13-6 win over Mississippi State, and if not for what [...]

In The Trenches: Week 4

September 25, 2018 // 0 Comments

I really do wish that I was on ol’ Rocky Top this past weekend. There wasn’t any smoggy smoke, certainly not from any pyrotechnics related to Tennessee, but alas [...]

In The Trenches: Week 3

September 17, 2018 // 0 Comments

Welcome back to In The Trenches! This weekend I had the privilege of being the scoreboard update guy for a website, which means I had to stay sober and actually pay attention [...]

In The Trenches (Week Two)

September 10, 2018 // 0 Comments

Welcome back to In The Trenches! Look, I’m not going lie to you. This was a terrible weekend for me. I’m pretty sure I’ve cancerous pink eye (according to [...]

In The Trenches (Week One)

September 4, 2018 // 0 Comments

Welcome back to In The Trenches! First and foremost, congrats to Chris on his impending doom…I mean nuptials. Also, nuptials took me three times to spell correctly. [...]

In The Trenches (Game Week)

August 27, 2018 // 0 Comments

Welcome back to In The Trenches! It’s GAME WEEK BABY!!! WOOOO!!! That was the most Ric Flair I could ever be, and it was in type. Also, along the same lines, R.I.P. [...]

In The Trenches (Preseason)

August 20, 2018 // 0 Comments

Welcome to In The Trenches, a mostly weekly article where I can bemoan my own existence, mock the goings on of College Football, and praise the overweight American male for [...]
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