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Do’s and Don’ts for Opening Day

April 3, 2017 // 0 Comments

In honor of Major League Baseball’s Opening Day I’ve put together a list of dos, don’ts, and general guidelines for etiquette so you can A) Enjoy yourself and B) [...]

The Real Meaning of St. Patrick’s Day

March 16, 2017 // 0 Comments

If there are two things that describe Americans and their holiday celebrations – binge drinking and cultural appropriation would probably be at the top of the list. [...]

Ultimate Guide to Shit Talking

November 23, 2016 // 0 Comments

There are a lot of traditions that make college football great. Touchdown Jesus, the 12th Man, FSU quarterback’s disregard for women’s rights and market prices [...]

30 for 30 Part 3 – Cinco De Marler

May 5, 2016 // 0 Comments

I’m gonna start this off with an apology because Part 3 of this pathetic autobiography is about to be long as shit. I know I have already put y’all through so much [...]

30 for 30: My AutoCryOgraphy Part 2

May 4, 2016 // 1 Comment

Welcome back to another addition of times I’ve failed at life. Yesterday we discussed spotting, my incessant sweat stains, and the best way to use human hair as [...]

30 for 30: My AutoCryOgraphy

May 3, 2016 // 2 Comments

So, this Thursday will be a day I have dreaded for literally over a year now. It’s my 30th birthday. I’m officially old. Most people have been supportive of this [...]

Do’s and Dont’s For Opening Day

April 4, 2016 // 0 Comments

In honor of Opening Day here in Atlanta I’ve put together a list of dos, don’ts, and serious guidelines so you can A) Enjoy yourself and B) Not look like an asshole [...]
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